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Self care is collecting a bunch of posts that sum up very specific emotions and experiences so that you can feel understood

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[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

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[crimsonkismet]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺,
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

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[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[fastrainbowdas]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

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[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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[dream-thunder]

Some Barbaras

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autistic-fuckwad asked:

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

flyin-shark answered:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

[wolg-fang]

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

[flyin-shark]

OH FUCK

[ralfmaximus]

tumblr is a pvp zone(affectionate)

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[turing-tested]

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration."

worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

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"what do they mean by disintegrate?"
"oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

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[bogleech]

This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.

In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all

[tamamoreblogs]

"The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding)" Is quite possibly the best thing I've read in a while.

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I hate the word “vacuum”

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You know what’s another bad word

“colloquium”

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Best Coming-of-Age book I read in school?

To Kill a Mockinbird

The Catcher in the Rye

The Outsiders

A Separate Peace

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Where the Red Fern Grows

Bridge to Terabithia

The Giver

I haven’t read any of these // I didn’t like any of these

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I hate the word “vacuum”