Self care is collecting a bunch of posts that sum up very specific emotions and experiences so that you can feel understood
autistic-fuckwad asked:
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
flyinshark answered:
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
tumblr is a pvp zone(affectionate)
"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration."
worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
"what do they mean by disintegrate?"
"oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"
This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.
In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all
"The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding)" Is quite possibly the best thing I've read in a while.
I hate the word “vacuum”
Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
but why would you hide this in the tags though
Anonymous asked:
Do you like poems?
bunjywunjy answered:
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:
and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.
because I refuse to believe any of you are just smart all the time and never do dumb stuff
We've been losing power due to winter storms lately so my partner 3D printed me a tealight "to fill in for tumblr when you're offline"
anyway this should be official merch imo
If you're wondering why I will not leave this site and why I love it so much: after this went around, I got a message from Tumblr asking if they could make it official merch and then they did. It went live yesterday I think, and it's even prettier and better than this original design (they definitely put work into it which was very exciting).
But I want to say something else. They asked for suggestions on where to get these made, and I gave them the names of a few mass production companies, but I also gave them the name of my small local guys. I didn't expect them to go there, it's probably more expensive to use a smaller local shop, but I know it would mean more to them. And I was immediately told they'd check in with them, and then that's just what happened.
They went with my little guys.
So if you're wondering about the price, it's because Tumblr staff just... Listened and cared. They listened to the people who said they wanted one of these, and then they not only asked me but listened to the answer when I suggested supporting a business local to me. That's invaluable to me.
"I think I've been shadowbanned:(("
Buddy I've been on this site nine wretched years and I've never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level